He’s Doing It Wrong.

TAMPA, Fla. — Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes.

Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.

He was arrested about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false 911 call. Basso reportedly told officers that he didn’t think he would get in trouble for calling 911.

See, this is why you keep your cellphone topped up and keep some cash in your NiteFlirt account. Don’t end up so desperate to get off that you sexually harass the bitter 60-year-old church organist who answers 911 dispatch calls. Give me a call…the only way you’ll end up in handcuffs is if you want to.